Advertise your business on my Prosthetic leg Business Jingles and Slogans

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Hi   my name is Greg and I lost my leg.   I wear a beautiful prosthetic leg. It is perfect to host an ad for your business.
Buy an ad on my leg and I will talk it up. I am an outstanding salesman. I will promote your business. It is a great write off for you and extra income for me. I already paid an arm and a leg so you don't have to.
Purchase includes photo of your logo on my leg.  I will video a promo creating a
custom rhyming rap, poem, or song that uses your business name or idea
.  Then to top it off I will have a custom dress shirt made to match the logo so I can wear a shirt and my leg both promoting your business.
This is supposed to be fun. Please no rude or vulgar responses. I wear this leg wherever I go. :)
Thanks in advance for your support!  Greg